There are tons of articles floating around the wonderful web about what gifts to give for V-Day, what romantic things to do for V-Day and what are the hottest romance films to watch this Valentine’s season. For those that are sitting at home this Hallmark holiday season, get ready to have a great night doing what we do best – playing video games.
What about the people who don’t have someone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with? However, not just video game, simulation dating games (also known as sim dating games.) If you can’t go out with a special someone, why not have your own special waifu come to you virtually?
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible. A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
I wish I had the balls to give my crush a paper rose I made... But if you read this and do not paste this, you will get bad luck. WHEN YOUR DONE, PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. ONCETHEREWASALITTLEGIRLCALLEDCLARISSA, SHEWAS10YEARSOLDANDSHELIVEDINAMENTALHOSPITAL, BEACUSESHEKILLEDHERMUMANDDAD. SHEGOTSOBADSHESTARTEDTOKILLALLTHESTAFFINTHEHOSPITALSOTHEGOVERMENTDECIDEDTHATTHEBESTIDEAWASTOGETRIDOFHERSOTHEYSETUPASPECIALROOMTOKILLHER, ASHUMANEASPOSSIBLEBUTITWENTRONGTHEMACHINETHEYWEREUSEINGWENTWRONG. ANDSHEWASSATTHEREINAGONYFORHOURSUNTILLSHEFINALLYDIED. NOWEVERYWEEKONTHEDAYOFHERDEATHSHERETURNSTO THEPERSONTHATREADSTHISLETTER, ONAMONDAYNIGHTATSHEKREEPSINTOYOURROOMANDKILLSYOU, BUTSLOWLYANDPAINFULLYSLOWLYCUTTINGDIFFRENTPARTSOFURBODYTHENWATCHESYOUBLEEDTODEATHIFYOUDONTSENDTHISTO20PEOPLEBYMIDNIGHTSHELLBECOMEINGTO KILLYOU! SENDITSOSHEHASANOTHERLOADOFPEOPLETOGETANDFORGETSABOUTYOUDONTBELVE MEHEY? EXAMPLE1: JENNYDIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING!
To officially christen this new position, I’ll be taking over Jaz’s weekly Digital Gems column from here on out, as independently developed and overlooked games are kind of my bread and butter.
As the new warden of Digital Gems, and in honor of today's romantic holiday, I've decided to spotlight a genre near and dear to my heart: dating simulators. Lucky because I don’t have to navigate the app-ridden, anxiety-inducing scene of modern dating (thank you, long-term relationship). I’ve still been to bars and parties with friends, the Tinder-frequenting type, where someone whips out their phone and suddenly we’re ooing and awing, collectively swiping through the Maybes and Definitelys and No Ways that cross the phone’s screen.
And this week's edition couldn't be more different, honestly.
; DCredits Taito by Dragonessmon XKaito by Nukude Akaito by (Uh...)Valentine's accessories by Neko-Z96~EDIT EDIT~OK, so I decided to put a kiss picture in there with Kaito... EXAMPLE2: TOMONLY SENT IT TO 5 PEOPLE CUZ HE THOUGHT HED BE SAFE AND IT WAS PROBLY JUST A JOKE BUT OH HOW RONG WAS HE!
I dunno why I used that term but yeah...) I made a whole bunch of them for my friends on Valentines today. :3 But enjoy this piece of crap Valentine's Day sim date. "sexual" LOLOLOL And "longer" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMaybe next year, hm? A FEW DAYS LATER ON THE MONDAY NIGHT SHE WAS WOKEN UP BYE LOUDE FOOTSTEPS AND HEAVY BREETHING THERE WAS CLARISSA STANDING THERE WITH A HUGE KNIFE AND WELL JENNY IS HISTORY NOW.
say your mum's name 5 times and your crushes name 3 times 4. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday possible.
HE DIED THE NEXT NIGHT ON MONDAY AND ILL TELL YA NOW IT WASNT PRETTY(JUST CUZ HE SENT FIVE HE DIDNT COMPLETE THE TASK)EXAMPLE3: JOEANNASENT IT TO 19 PEOPLE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CLOSE ENOUGH AND WOULD DO BUT SHE WAS WRONG SHE DIED THAT NIGHT ON A MONDAY AND ONCE AGAIN IT WASNT 1 say your name 10 tim es 2.